To help facilitate this the pubs and clubs like to offer Brunch to all you hungry drunks to keep you drinking for as long as possible without leaving. These things are amazing you fill up on all the things you think your missing from home:
1) Yorkshire Puddings
2)Roast Beef and gravy
3) Roast Pataoes
4) Custom Omelets made by a professional chef dressed better than you
5) Creamy Mash
6) Champagne
7) Gin and Tonic
8) Corona
You know the things you would be enjoying at 1 in the afternoon in the UK. So these two lovers met at one of these brunches got hammered and supposedly went to one of the most popular beach spots in all of Dubai (next to the Burj al Arab) and decided this was a good place to get it on. I know its popular cause I've been there loads of times...no women want to jump me when I was there though.
In a country where you shouldn't even technically be drinking these two thought dry humping next to the road was a good idea. Even got the camels walking past you as well.
They got arrested and it was straight to Jail...and all power to the cops that picked them up cause lets face it would you arrest a guy with a raging stonner? I fucking wouldn't! Although it does give you some novel ways to handcuff him I guess. Now all I can think about is where was I going wrong? Where were these horny women when I was at these mad Brunches...as my friend Annie suggested that perhaps I don't prioritise correctly in a situation with women, booze and food...I may have been distracted with by the rump rather than...well the rumps.
Mr Bison
