Do you know how much damage that show "Sex and The City" has done to the women of the world? Giving them a head full of snappy come backs and unrealistic dreams of great sex on a nightly basis it's impossible for men to keep up these unrealistic stereotypes. That show is the reason I'm single, I'm sure of it. No one wants the awkward funny guy who looks great in a kilt and calls you "Hen" every third word.
One night I was round at my Lawyer's place me him and his wife were watching TV and drinking tea as that's what grown up's do apparently. Flicking through channels his wife says "Oh good I like Sex and the City." It was kind of like watching an explicit program with your parents...if your parents would make rude and suggestive comments to you during it.
This particular episode depicts the character of Miranda (who is senior partner in a law firm) faced with a dilemma of having morning sex with her boyfriend and being late for work. In the show she succumbs and stays in bed, now I don’t know about you but I would be less than impressed if my lawyer turned up an hour late for my court hearing cause he was getting his hole. Lucky for me I was with my lawyer when I saw this episode to which I still smile upon hearing the phrase, "Hah! That’s all well and good but it doesn’t get morning post open".
I sleep a little easier knowing that fact.
Mr Bison
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
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