You, You Yes You I'm Talking To You
Ladies and Gents there is a really creepy guy sitting in his flat right now doing horrid horrid things while reading my and my lawyers blog. He even went to the trouble of bookmarking my blog for ease of use...sickening.
I bet he even gets some kind of sick pleasure that I have acknowledged him on the blog makes me cringe just thinking about it.
Of course I will have to give him a name to live on the blog...I'm going for Rex. I wish him all the luck in the world in trying to cut my fingers off and eating them but I doubt he has the stomach for it.
Mr Bison
Monday, 21 July 2008
Saturday, 19 July 2008
Non Stop
Sorry folks
I've been working non stop since returning from my course as I have my Uni course work due in as well as a work based assignment and of course the fringe is in 2 weeks time.
Today is my Lawyers Annual Birthday BBQ so I'm sure there will be some great stories from that.
For a guy who isn't really well liked I go a long way to make people happy. Keep a look out though and ask yourself if you could ask Jessica Rabbit one question what would it be...there is a story behind this but it wont be for a few more months.
Mr Bison
I've been working non stop since returning from my course as I have my Uni course work due in as well as a work based assignment and of course the fringe is in 2 weeks time.
Today is my Lawyers Annual Birthday BBQ so I'm sure there will be some great stories from that.
For a guy who isn't really well liked I go a long way to make people happy. Keep a look out though and ask yourself if you could ask Jessica Rabbit one question what would it be...there is a story behind this but it wont be for a few more months.
Mr Bison
Friday, 11 July 2008
Manager Bison 3
And that's it folks I am now at home after traveling 6 hours trough the worse traffic in the country and totally bummed out that on Monday I will be back at work and I wont hear or speak to any of the wonderful people I met.
So lets summarise what I took away from the 4 days in paradise...
6 new types of soup tried and loved (no more room for red soup in my cupboard now)
120 cups of tea drank
10 hot chocolates
I have eaten more green things in the last 4 days than I have in the last 4 years
17 new friends each one an inspiration to know
134 hilarious stories that I hopefully will never forget
A very cute red head took great pleasure in squeezing my massive calf muscles
A feeling of enormous self worth
Mr Bison
So lets summarise what I took away from the 4 days in paradise...
6 new types of soup tried and loved (no more room for red soup in my cupboard now)
120 cups of tea drank
10 hot chocolates
I have eaten more green things in the last 4 days than I have in the last 4 years
17 new friends each one an inspiration to know
134 hilarious stories that I hopefully will never forget
A very cute red head took great pleasure in squeezing my massive calf muscles
A feeling of enormous self worth
Mr Bison
Thursday, 10 July 2008
Manager Bison 2
Well sadly today I have came back to my room not as happy as I was yesterday after my course. The tasks were again my kind of thing but I got really angry when something I understood and could do easily...I couldn't do in a team dynamic. Sadly this was the point of the exercise and the whole reason I am down here.
In all my years I have aways have had difficulty in trusting others enough to let them get on with things and even the things I do delegate out I always check which again is time out of my day that I shouldn't be wasting.
Sadly I found the constant inability to complete the tasks successfully pushed me over the edge and I lost my temper which I am really regretting now. I guess they were right you can only hide your core values for a little bit but its things like this that bring them out.
Not very proud of myself
Mr Bison
In all my years I have aways have had difficulty in trusting others enough to let them get on with things and even the things I do delegate out I always check which again is time out of my day that I shouldn't be wasting.
Sadly I found the constant inability to complete the tasks successfully pushed me over the edge and I lost my temper which I am really regretting now. I guess they were right you can only hide your core values for a little bit but its things like this that bring them out.
Not very proud of myself
Mr Bison
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
Manager Bison 1
Mr Bison is off to the country today on a little management course to help the day to day hassle and bustle of the office.
As I thought I kick ass at this kind of thing, I have no real set styles of working I can plan to the Nth degree and do things off the cuff just as easily.
I was once told by one of my bosses that although I'm technically competent at anything I am doing i am lacking in overall management skills. Now sitting hear after my first day all I can think is...what a load of balls. I kick ass at giving orders and working with people while at the same time can still kick ass at being great myself. I've got management in my blood and I know my leadership skills are the kind that get the job done right first time.
Also the place is rampant with good looking strong independent women who like to take control of a situation...so that aint to bad.
Mr Bison
As I thought I kick ass at this kind of thing, I have no real set styles of working I can plan to the Nth degree and do things off the cuff just as easily.
I was once told by one of my bosses that although I'm technically competent at anything I am doing i am lacking in overall management skills. Now sitting hear after my first day all I can think is...what a load of balls. I kick ass at giving orders and working with people while at the same time can still kick ass at being great myself. I've got management in my blood and I know my leadership skills are the kind that get the job done right first time.
Also the place is rampant with good looking strong independent women who like to take control of a situation...so that aint to bad.
Mr Bison
Sunday, 6 July 2008
Lean on me...for an hour but then i have to go
Today, although I am slightly down, I am smiling because I'm spending time with a great lass. Shes my second favorite English Girl (the first being Auntie Bison) she comes up to Scotland about 4 times a year as her capacity as model and all round great gal.
Other than that we don't speak much, but no matter how long it's been no matter what has happened over the long months she always greets me with a huge smile and a hug that could cripple a bear. She was the first girl that taught me that slow hands gets the best relsults...a lesson i now use out side the studio as well.
My fav thing about her is that she loves my taste in music (something odd about that statement I know) and always wants to take away some CD's when we part. I often get told that people will remember me whenever they hear a song on the radio oddly enough it's never the same song from person to person some people think of "If I had a million dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies. Someone else thinks of "Place your hands" by reef...but my English Rose always thinks about when she hears "Pump It" by the Black Eyed Peas ;-) The song was track one off there second album and I loved it before it was released as a single so I put it on a CD for a shoot and she asked me about it. I did my boring thing and explained the whole thing note by note...but I was pleased to hear from here a few months later that the song was played on the radio for the first time and she instantly thought of me.
Where is the Scottish version of her that's what I want to know...hopefully she will find time to read this and smile happily knowing that theres always a place for her up North (the good North that is).
Mr Bison
Other than that we don't speak much, but no matter how long it's been no matter what has happened over the long months she always greets me with a huge smile and a hug that could cripple a bear. She was the first girl that taught me that slow hands gets the best relsults...a lesson i now use out side the studio as well.
My fav thing about her is that she loves my taste in music (something odd about that statement I know) and always wants to take away some CD's when we part. I often get told that people will remember me whenever they hear a song on the radio oddly enough it's never the same song from person to person some people think of "If I had a million dollars" by the Barenaked Ladies. Someone else thinks of "Place your hands" by reef...but my English Rose always thinks about when she hears "Pump It" by the Black Eyed Peas ;-) The song was track one off there second album and I loved it before it was released as a single so I put it on a CD for a shoot and she asked me about it. I did my boring thing and explained the whole thing note by note...but I was pleased to hear from here a few months later that the song was played on the radio for the first time and she instantly thought of me.
Where is the Scottish version of her that's what I want to know...hopefully she will find time to read this and smile happily knowing that theres always a place for her up North (the good North that is).
Mr Bison
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