Over the last few months I've been a totally different person, happy, content and loving life. In 28 years Ive never eaten mushrooms or salad or fruit etc. Now I'm eating my 5 a day & being nice to people etc, just seem to be alot more confident about life these days.
While leaving my local supermarket dressed to my best & off to a party I was walking past some youths, now there was only 3 of them so I wasn't to worried about
"Haw big man! Where you goin?"
Now on the scale of things its not that bad of a thing to be asked, but I didn't like the tone of it. Plus also I think a part of me is so happy because I'm confident to be myself (or I've grown tired of living).
"I'm away up the road to ride yer maw," I said coldly.
Slightly shocked he came back with "aye well I'm going to yours to shag yer da."
"Better check with your boyfriend first he looks the jealous type." I was pretty much pot commited at this point; I might was well get beaten up by everyone, I would probably die quicker.
Life is to short to waste letting NED's insult you with pish patter, I feel it was my duty to educate them in using their brains for something other than keeping their out of date Reebok hats in place.
I'm laughing about this now but lets face it next time I'm down at the supermarket I'll get jumped by 20 ten year olds and get stabbed to death. Don't feel sad when you hear the news, I am happy with the choices I've made, think of me fondly.
Mr Bison
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