Now of course I am not someone to make fun of peoples religion please don't think this blog is about that, I think having faith is great but its not me. I am always respectful when people start talking about what they believe in...but then again its 11am on a hot Saturday morning.
I was out shopping this morning & one of those really tatty pound shops in the mall was closing down so everything was half price. Now I'm not one for tacky signs stuck on the back of car windows but when they are that cheap I though why not.
So I can't decide on "Honk if your horny," or "Size matters," while I'm looking at them this guy comes up to me. Now me & personal space are always a big thing, so when some guy I don't know comes right up close to my shoulder I of course get very tense.
"You know that pride is one of the deadly sins," the now very scary man is telling me.
I of course try my anxiety reduction techniques to try and calm down and not freak out on, either a mad man or man of God. Either way it would be a messy result.
"Boosting is just the start, thinking that your better than others just because of your manhood is bigger,when you die and stand before Jesus do you think he will care how big it is?"
I took a few seconds and contemplated just brushing it off and walking away or perhaps just trying to explain that its just a humorous reference to the size of car. In the end in opted for..."Well yeah probably. Good looking guy, walks everywhere so he would have a good bod, works with wood in a creative industry, hangs about with a lot of guys, talks about peace and love a lot, likes a glass of wine now and again, throws a good dinner party I mean he even had his own fag hag. I think he would probably want a quick peek. He's more than welcome to have a look, I don't swing that way but hey he's Jesus you know I guess we owe him that much right?"
He soon left my personal space, the shop, the mall, the car park, postal code and perhaps the country.
Mr Bison
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